spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

otterwize:

thetowndrugdealer:

otterwize:

Anybody have that gif of the baby having a tantrum?

here you go :)
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Not the one I meant but I can’t complain

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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heisamberg:

started from the bottom

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now we here

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You don’t need the instructions. When was the last time you’ve ever used instructions? Am I right? You don’t need them because you are too smart to waste your time with them, okay? You can figure it out. Stiles, you’re the one who always figures it out.

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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

Anonymous asked: How did you lose you virginity?
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After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

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